I don't know if you heard about the last club supper at Redditch..... during the course of the evening a great deal of booze was consumed and a man and a woman (who were not married to each other.. ssssh) became bored with the activity on the dance floor and decided to take a walk.
One thing led to another and they wound up in a bunker, but not in what one might call an unplayable lie. Suddenly Phil our head greenskeeper turned up and asked a simple question, "Are you members?" "Yes," they replied as they scrambled to rearrange their clothes and retreat to the clubhouse.
"No you're not," Phil shouted, chasing after them.
"No member of this club would leave without raking the bunker."
One thing led to another and they wound up in a bunker, but not in what one might call an unplayable lie. Suddenly Phil our head greenskeeper turned up and asked a simple question, "Are you members?" "Yes," they replied as they scrambled to rearrange their clothes and retreat to the clubhouse.
"No you're not," Phil shouted, chasing after them.
"No member of this club would leave without raking the bunker."
